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Archive for December 2009

So 2009, you’re almost out of ass-kicking steam, aren’t you.  Feeling small in the window?  Got any big plans for tomorrow night?  Something along the lines of a terrorist attack or a stock-market crash?  Oh wait, you already did all those!  Bless your cold, raisin-like heart.

Actually, I shouldn’t complain, 2009 was not a bad year for those at Chez Anonymity.  We had a lovely Christmas, if you peel away like a bruised banana skin the screaming college student and the speeding ticket and the dead battery and the menstruating.  Other than that, it was nice.  Quiet.  Exhausting.

So here we are at the cusp of a new year.  Blue moon tomorrow night, I hear.  I guess that’s why I decided to post today.  You know, once in a blue moon…

Okay that was lame.  But I am finding I miss it.  I am reading you all again.  And you are inspiring me to write.  And maybe it’s time to take some pictures and put them up here, I dunno.  Daring, am I not?

Anyway, 2010 is going to be the year I conquer awesomeness.  I almost have it down pat…just need a couple of tweaks here and there.  I’ll keep you posted.  Oh look, a pun.  Heh.  Yeah, I’m dreadfully out of practice.

Hope you all had a delightful holiday season and are looking forward to conquering awesomeness in your own ways in 2010.  Onward!



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  • TheQueen: Yeah, perhaps next year suggest you ALL just skip the adult gifts and focus on the little ones. I'm sure you won't miss it!
  • kristabella: Yay! You're back!
  • Shania Ring: Out of all of that, the only thing in my head is 20?!? Twenty? I remember a little boy in middle school when I first started reading you. Are you SURE