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Penis Envy

Posted on: May 26, 2010

I’ve had a bladder infection for 6 weeks.  I’m a little testy about it…it’s irritating and painful and causing me to run through my sick/personal time like the water I can’t pass.   Pardon the pun, but it’s pissing me off.

I’ve been on 3 rounds of antibiotics, and if you know anything about me at all, it’s that I don’t do well on antibiotics.  Amazingly, all these have done is make me throw up a lot.  Hell, I’ve even lost a few pounds!  But at least I haven’t stopped breathing for any significant amount of time, so there’s that.

Basically, I stop the antibiotics and a week later it’s back.  The second time this happened, I was in so much pain and had spike a fever so high and so fast that I decided a trip to the ER was the only thing that was going to help.

And today, I am going to see a urologist.  Can I just tell you how much I am dreading this?  The official name of the practice is “Prostate Cancer and Urology Center”.  Prostate…I’m pretty sure I don’t have one of those.  So I imagining sitting in a waiting room full of squirmy men, all wondering what the hell I’m doing there.

I really don’t want to go, but I know I must.  I even decided this morning I was feeling miraculously better and maybe I wouldn’t bother.  And then I beat myself about the head and shoulders and came to my senses.  But still…don’t want to goooo!

So yeah, this whole thing is making me a little testes…er…testy.


2 Responses to "Penis Envy"

Yikes! Get that problem fixed!

Maybe you’re bad at wiping? And you’re getting all sorts of poop bacteria up your urethra?

(I read about bladder and kidney infections on WebMD yesterday.)

Ewww, krista! Nast. 😉

Although to be safe, we should check. You do wipe front to back, right? The whole cranberry juice water flusher out thing doesn’t help? Sads for you. I hope the ‘sticks his fingers up guys butts all day’ doctor can help. At least you’ll be a welcome change for him!

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